Saturday, September 29, 2007

When you are in a hurry...

to write a quick hello on your blog you just start out this way.

I thought it would be fun to throw a post at this blog again. It's no longer silent. At least right now. Well, rather than talk about my life, i'll just share a fun little story...

Perhaps you've heard the story of a man who phoned a local armory and spoke to a young recruit. "What kind of stock do we have there at the armory, private?" the caller asked authoritatively.

The private replied, "Sir, we have six tanks, six trucks, twelve jeeps, and a whole lot of guns and ammunition. Oh, yeah, we've also got two Cadillacs for our big, fat generals."

The caller paused before barking out, "Private, do you know who this is?"

"No, sir," the startled private replied.

"This is General Weston!"

Again there was a pause in the conversation, until the private asked, "General Weston, do you know who this is?"

Surprised, the general answered. "No!"

The private chuckled and said, "See ya around, fatty!"